Saint Mathias Elementary School

Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.

Damn that sucks you went to Saint Mathias Elementary School

by Snacklebox February 14, 2023

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

by anonymous April 24, 2025

nicoló di mattia

that one guy that have “na minghia tanta”.

Paolo: are you the guy with the minghia tanta?
Nicoló Di Mattia: yes i am 😎

by snicoozz November 22, 2021

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024