Mark Sanchez

An overrated Gaylord Quarterback for the New York Jets. He is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 AFC title games, in which he got boned. He is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. The reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. He's so shitty that he can't even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. People out in Los Angeles are stupid enough to join on the mass of retard Jets bandwagon fans because he went to USC. He loves to have FOOTlong parties with that Shrex Ryan....And yes, he is not even half Mexican...

Peyton--"Who's that giant walking green penis with the sweaty pubic hair on it's head?"

Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."

by urmomandme@69 February 18, 2011

Marfart

When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.

*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!

by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015

question mark face

A look that pretty much looks like a question mark. When someone doesn't know the correct answer, or is hesitant about the validity of a statement.

Tim: Wait, is this the song you picked?
Sidra: What are you talking about?
Tim: Yesterday?
Sidra: Yesterday what?
Tim: You sent me a song. (is confused:> question mark face)
Sidra: I dont know what you're talking about. Look at that question mark face. Are you sure?
Tim:...okay no.

by Sidr. December 26, 2007

Mark Carlson

A euphonium player in the Sotto Voce tuba euphonium quartet. Also bears a strange resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the Twilight movies.

Mark Carlson looks like Edward Cullen.

by James Riggs January 16, 2009

to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

by TODD March 25, 2004

marflar

The word to end all words, marflar is a noun, an adjective, an interjection, and a verb. Like all cusswords, it's a nonsense word that succeeds where all other words fail.

Oh man, that friggin' marflar went and marflared all up on her! Marflar!

by Leeuhz October 30, 2005

mark kenna

Aussie slang for a $10 note, ie, a tenner

Guy 1: Mate, u got a stewie diver i can grab off u?

Guy 2: Nah, all i got is a mark kenna, but take it anyway.

by amme12345 February 24, 2010