Magic Cylinder

When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.

I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.

by TDG SN June 7, 2019

Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.

Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!

by Tazzle November 3, 2009

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

Whore magic

A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.

She got all As?
Whore magic!

by Zakharov October 28, 2020

Magic Tokens

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.

That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

El Magic

1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!

Im El Magic at playing guitar.

Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.

by Tahlia(TdoggBulldog) July 27, 2005

Magical Abuse

Basically it's rape.

i like to magical abuse.

by BigChi123 September 26, 2018