Magic Tokens

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.

That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Magic Mines

This Minecraft series was set to be one of the greatest series ever on YouTube. Until the creator went mad and started collecting Pokémon cards. Legend says the magic mines drove him to insanity.

Sorry babe I can’t have sex right now. I’m too busy watching my favorite Minecraft series Magic Mines.

by Bigpapa96 May 11, 2021

El Magic

1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!

Im El Magic at playing guitar.

Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.

by Tahlia(TdoggBulldog) July 27, 2005

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

Whore magic

A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.

She got all As?
Whore magic!

by Zakharov October 28, 2020

Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!

by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

The Magical Triangle

A form of lesbian threesome where one girls head is licking another's vagina and that girl is licking another girls vagina and THAT girl is licking the first girls vagina

Come on girls let's do a the magical triangle

by Unknown user 0089 December 20, 2018