microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk

Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.

by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021

Scatter muncher

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

Mingle Muncher

An individual or group of individuals enter your space and begin to talk about random things They pile on story after story as a distraction which causes you to loose track of time. Once the time of productivity has passed the "Mingle Muncher" will begin their exit which has strategically been designed to maintain their intentions and anonymity.

Fred had a list of errands to complete but the Mingle Muncher talked so much that he lost track of time causing yet another day of unproductiveness".

by Derrockcoal April 3, 2023

clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.

" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"

by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017

Nipple Muncher

A Nipple Muncher is someone who is so extremely stupid they aren’t real.

Bro Todd is such a Nipple Muncher.

by batmanlover2757 October 20, 2022

candy muncher

person who eats to much candy

Elizabeth is a candy muncher

by west po May 8, 2018

Minnie muncher

Another way of calling someone a rug muncher.

Dude, she's not interested in guys, she's a minnie muncher

by No one significant June 27, 2010