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slaw muncher

White people because they love eating their rabbit food looking coleslaw
Look at that slaw muncher over there his names probably John Smith
by The Steve October 2, 2022
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microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk
Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.
by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021
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booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.
"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."
by porkobobbo October 13, 2022
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helmet muncher

that guys being a total hemet muncher

wow that burd was professional helmet muncher
by chris jn April 16, 2008
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Nipple Muncher

A Nipple Muncher is someone who is so extremely stupid they aren’t real.
Bro Todd is such a Nipple Muncher.
by batmanlover2757 October 20, 2022
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pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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Jellybean Muncher

A jelly bean muncher is someone who enjoy providing oral pleasure to the rectum.
My buddy did acid yesterday and talked about how he liked eating jelly beans so much. I didn't realize he was a Jellybean Muncher
by Stacy's Aunt December 1, 2020
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