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you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
by CityFolks November 12, 2017
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knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
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a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
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Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
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destroy lonely

the greatest rapper to exist, the greatest BEING to exist
exists on a different plane of godhood
when hearing lone's music penetrate your ears, it feels rather heavenly.

like replaying the greatest scene in your mind over and over in musical form
someone experiencing lone's music could be anything to one. it could be like tasting the greatest dish of your life,
it could be like getting something you wanted, it could even be imagining your own dream world. lone is a superior being for one to experience. lone will save the world. destroy lonely is HIM.
yo bro did you hear that new destroy lonely song
yeah on bro that song was tuff
by lone! December 5, 2023
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Lonely leader

girl 1: omg is that a lonely leader
girl 2: yeah. must be jaredd
by yourasslord12369 March 26, 2020
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Lone Lee

a very strange person. he gives a shit about himself and makes jokes about everything and everyone, including: dead people, discusting stuff, pedophilia, rape in general, religion, warcrimes, genocides, every person he knows and himself
he is mostly harmless but can get angry really fast. mostly because un-important bullshit

strenght: beeing an asshole, beeing honest

weakness: emotional, cries because of stuff
Lone Lee: what does a pedophile have on his foreskin?

peter: i dunno...?

Lone Lee: baby teeth!

peter left the server.

100% not FBI joins the server

Lone Lee left the server
by Cpt.Razgriz March 18, 2018
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