you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

Lonely ppl day

Oct 5th is lonely ppl day

Person 1:It's October 5th
Person 2: and?
Person 1: it's lonely ppl day

by Yahdjb October 4, 2021

Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 4, 2024

Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 27, 2014