by CityFolks November 13, 2017
an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama December 09, 2007
Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 04, 2007
When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob
by dxrk February 16, 2020
by dickcheesefart69420 July 09, 2021
When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow
Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.
by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023