Log tm

The randomest Cards Against Humanity card

Why am I broke?

Log tm

Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement

I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum

by John326 November 5, 2013

save log

A record kept being referred back to for future reference. Examples, Journal, Family Tree, Recipe Book, Mirror Notes, Self Texts.

Keep a save log of your day to look back and reflect upon.

Keeping a save log can help you in your studies.

by Green Starlight May 9, 2020

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

log slam

To fuck roughly.

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.

by SamTheSlayer September 30, 2012

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009