full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect

Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.

by AVM10183 January 2, 2014

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018

log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement

I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum

by John326 November 5, 2013

save log

A record kept being referred back to for future reference. Examples, Journal, Family Tree, Recipe Book, Mirror Notes, Self Texts.

Keep a save log of your day to look back and reflect upon.

Keeping a save log can help you in your studies.

by Green Starlight May 9, 2020

epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.

person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge

by jessiedame March 13, 2011

Rotting Log

A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.

The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.

"We should totally rotting log with William Afton from Five Nights At Freddy's."

by soyhuman September 3, 2023