full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect

Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.

by AVM10183 January 2, 2014

log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement

I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum

by John326 November 5, 2013

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018