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Ass licking

- Obvious definition: licking the ass of someone in a sexual way!
- Slang: when you do everything for someone to appease to their whims
Most of my coworkers' ass licking, going around gassing up the boss and complement his nonsense orders.
by LexicalBoomer February 2, 2020
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got me looking stupid

Don't be left looking stupid 👇👇👇
When someone your in any type of relationship with makes you think you two are together when really they have their own intentions of messing around with someone else But don't tell you.

Closely associated with cheating on someone without their knowledge anytime soon.

Signs involve :

1.Not wanting to talk to you as much when you know he/she don't got nothing better to do. Especially if he/she was clingy at first.
2. When you ask what you doing and he/she says nun of your business.
3. They don't let you see their phone.
4. Saying their phone is always bout to die or their moms calling.

Ways to resolve it: If you do manage to see their phone because they let you they probably deleted the messages or dms. But if you check calls and ft there will probably be something there.
Your checks have to be anonymous because if they feel your catching on they will be more careful about their choices. If you do find out don't waste no fucking time check that ass and if they aren't at your knees begging for you to take them back then they don't care about you. And begging right when they get caught doesn't count because that means they sorry they got caught. Wait a few hour, days maybe.

If your like me they only get one chance for fuck up, any time after that you gotta kick them to the kirb.
For example: I hope my girl friend don't got me looking stupid because last I checked we were together.

Example 2 no sentence- when your with a girl and everyknows your with her but when your not around she's kissing and hugging on other people thus got you looking stupid.
by A1dk March 24, 2017
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Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!
by zogree January 1, 2009
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licking your postage stamp

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006
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Lokin

me: tryna get some forties or somethin?
tay: nah mufucka we lokin tonight!
by mc3yee November 20, 2010
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Lookin' like a snack

Basically saying that person looks so good you can eat them all up.
Zamnnn Zaddy you lookin' like a snack on your bday!
by vimOnster November 5, 2019
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Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!
Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.
by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010
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