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golden lightning shower 

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

golden lightning shower 

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

White Lightning 

A cocktail made from denatured alcohol and milk rumored to be consumed by Australian aboriginals.
Michael: Hey Edwin, wanna go sniff some petrol?
Edwin: Nah, I been down to Centerlink. Ima go ride the White Lightning.
Michael: Deadly! Let's do it bloke.

Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...
That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning

bum lightning 

That shooting pain you sometimes get in your bum. Also known as shooty bum pain
Hey what’s up with you, you look like your in pain?!
I’m okay just got a bit of bum lightning