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Smoking Lavender

If somebody sells you bad weed, this will sometimes be lavender spray-painted green. You'll stupidly accept this cheap pot, without smelling it's lovely, lavender-like scent.

If you're sold this at school, you will stupidly tell everybody that you smoke lavender. Lavender is often accused as a gay thing, and smoking gay things might make you appear homosexual.

Smoking lavender is uncool, and people will spread this fact and you'll become sad. So kids, don't smoke lavender!
Josh: Hey, bring some booze and we'll get jungled with my Lavender! I'm gonna get so high when I'm smoking lavender!
by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011
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Lavender Kiss

When one person expells gas from thier anus into another persons mouth.
Little Johnnie's father grab his head, stuck it between his legs, and gave him a lavender kiss.
by spud2466 November 2, 2013
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dude,you are sooo lamezor!
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Zoe Laverne Pemberton

A beautiful woman. Yes she makes bad choices but all teens do it. Anyways shes a queen periot. She an amazing dancer.
Hater-Oh hey zoe lahoe poopberton
Zonut- HER NAME IS ZOE. LAVERNE. PEMBERTON.

hater: whatever your talentless clowns
Zonut: all zonuts can dance and zoe. We are all beautiful. Like zoe. And we are all nice like zoe laverne Pemberton

Zonut: she can dance

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Zoe Laverne

A sweet loving girl who is not just beautiful but is nice to her fans. She may have made mistakes in the past but think about it no one is perfect everyone has made more than 10 mistakes before, no one is perfect and everyone should be forgiven.
Zoe Laverne is so beautiful and she is a great dancer.
by Lulu.670 September 25, 2019
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Zoe Laverne

Even though she vets hate she’s always so positive and she’s the nicest person and she supports all of her fans
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Zoe Laverne

Zoe Laverne is a queen, she is very nice and beautiful, she is outstanding, she’s a queen, she has made mistakes BUT ITS OVER NOW. Hate should stop ok , Zoe is a queen
Omg WHOS that beautiful girl over there?
That’s a queen

Queen Elizabeth?
No, Zoe Laverne the queen 👑

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