Landon

A beautiful lady that is kind and caring. She is the best to be around and is super funny. She is just a all around amazing girl

She is such a Landon

by Mysterious boi February 28, 2019

Landon

Fatttttttttttttttttttt boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

U look like landon

by Caca fart 123 October 29, 2019

Landon Booth

A gay fag

Look it’s landon Booth the gay faggot!

by Likamynut January 10, 2020

Landons

People who are PrEeTty gAy and look like tinky-winky from Teletubbies

"GOD these Landons is annoying."

by ePtIc February 5, 2020

Like a landmine

N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.

Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".

Luke: What does that mean?

Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.

by facelessone86 February 2, 2010

Landon

A Landon is shorter than most, good at math and science and very quick to judge people. A Landon usually has a strong love for sports and is caring from time to time. Their moods can change depending on the number of people surrounding him and id a good friend if he gets to know you.

Landon: hey bro get on my level!
Bro:*bends knees* is this better nugget?
Landon:*plots plan for revenge😾

by Gold Lynx August 2, 2018

dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in

matt died today, what a dead landopotimus

by hippy man for life February 23, 2005