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you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
by CityFolks November 12, 2017
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knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
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a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
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Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
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Broke, Lonely, Isolated Men

You are doing that to them deliberately. It isn't their parents rasing them a certain way you are DELIBERATELY OSTRACIZING AND SABOTAGING (AND LIKELY ROBBING) MEN WHO WON'T BE IN YOU CAMP. You are DEFLECTING TO PARENTING BECAUSE YOU THINK YOUR INCEST CULT IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS AND IT IS NOT.
Hym "YOU'RE DOING THAT DELIBERATELY. YOU'RE MANUFACTURING THE BROKE, LONELY, ISOLATED MEN DELIBERATELY. AND THEN PIECE OF SHIT YOUTUBERS BLOVIATE ABOUT IT LIKE IT'S A MYSTERY. YOU'RE TAKING MY SHIT. YOU REFUSING TO ASSOCIATE WITH ME. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE 'LONELY, BROKE, MEN' THEY ARE BROKE BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM TO BE BROKE. BECAUSE IF I'M NOT BROKE I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN YOU USES PATHETIC GOMERS WHO DESERVE NO RESPECT. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE BROKE. WHY ARE THEY ISOLATED? BECAUSE ONLY 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED IN PUBLIC. FAGGOT ASS MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS HIM. FAGGOT ASS OTHER MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS IN AN INCEST CULT. YOU'RE BOTH TRASH. YOU BOTH DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR KIDS MURDERED. THE ONLY SOLUTION... IS FOR YOU TO KILL YOURSELF GAYVE. YOU, YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE. AND ANYONE WHO EVEN VAGUELY RESEMBLES YOU NEEDS TO DO THE SAME!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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My lone chromosome

Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain
Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome

Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!
by RYDO McShagger January 13, 2021
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lonely

lonely is when nobody is with you...
o you see eva over their sis so lonely...
by eva_so_wavy_ March 23, 2020
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