the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 04, 2018

limo log

A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.

I just dropped a limo log.

by TheSchnitz! November 30, 2010

log slam

To fuck roughly.

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.

by SamTheSlayer April 27, 2012

Da log

A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.

Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect

Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.

by AVM10183 January 03, 2014

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue February 24, 2014

Log tm

The randomest Cards Against Humanity card

Why am I broke?

Log tm

Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020