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Ligma

Ligma balls disease, more commonly referred as LIGMA, is a very rare disease that can be life wreaking, put you on life support for the next two decades and kill you.
Steve Jobs died of LIGMA. In 2069 there will be a cure to ligma. In 2069 we will be releasing a cure to ligma balls disease. The way to do it is for the doctors to bang your mom! HA! GOTTEM!” *dies of ligma*

- an anonymous person who goes by the name of P.H
by Empress Kristi April 18, 2022
mugGet the Ligmamug.

ligma

ligma is fak- i mean ligma balls
by ljkhdtyfui9yfhjxg March 15, 2023
mugGet the ligmamug.

ligma toes

What Someone Says When They Want Someone To Lick Their Toes
by Juke The Bear December 7, 2023
mugGet the ligma toesmug.

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
mugGet the Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligmamug.

Ligma

Ligma is a very common infection it involves stomach pain, dizziness, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, and being called a L Bozo.
Ligma is very funny joke you can say.

You: Have you heard that John caught Ligma

Friend: What is Ligma

Ligma Balls.
by Candice Infection February 18, 2022
mugGet the Ligmamug.

ligma

john: he ligma

jimmy: what

john: ligma balls
by tjf bro February 11, 2020
mugGet the ligmamug.

Ligma

What moms look up because their 6th grade son said they have it.
*sixth grade son* "mom I have ligma"
*Mom* "what's ligma?"
*sixth grade son*"liGmA BaLlS"
by Broskiiiiiiiiiiiii December 16, 2018
mugGet the Ligmamug.

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