The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
Get the Major League Simpmug. A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
by Phazerrr July 7, 2022
Get the Little League Dadmug. cringe discord server
theres a french man, brazil man. rice farmer, H2O, some jojo fan, an emoji spammer, 5 traps, jeff, an eggplant, and someone who is not funny all packed into arsenal pro league :tr:
theres a french man, brazil man. rice farmer, H2O, some jojo fan, an emoji spammer, 5 traps, jeff, an eggplant, and someone who is not funny all packed into arsenal pro league :tr:
by Carlos cringe April 9, 2021
Get the arsenal pro leaguemug. Casual League Gaming is exactly the opposite of Major League Gaming. No stress. No sore losers. Just having a blast and unwinding with friends to games of all types.
I’m pretty much done with all these try-hard, MLG assholes sucking the fun out of everything. I think I’m going to look into the Casual League Gaming scene.
by Rob0t Smasher June 12, 2018
Get the Casual League Gamingmug. by RoboSwagger67 September 10, 2016
Get the Minor League Gamingmug. Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
Get the Minor/Major leaguemug. A group of people using hiding as an advantage to winning a match in a certain type of halo game, some people who dislike/ hate this community call the group "Hiding Like Girls"
by JiveChip November 26, 2016
Get the Hidden League Gamingmug.