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Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)
The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011
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The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.
Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009
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conversation killer

Words or phrases that one would use to "kill" a conversation. Usually with someone you really wouldn't rather be talking to or maybe even someone you do? The other person is busy doing something else or just doesnt wanna talk to you.
"lol"
"wow wait a go and kill the conversation, you are a real conversation killer"

"ha"
"would you like some fries with that converstation killer?"

"lol"
"aha"
"ha"
conversations dead ^
by lisha <3 April 1, 2011
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virgin killer

A guy who enjoys taking away a girl's virgin status by sexual means.
Damn, that guy did like 20 girls! He's a virgin killer!
by DCX Returns March 28, 2005
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Crowd killer

A retard who goes to concerts with the intention of assaulting people
Person A: I went to a concert with John and he tried to start a fight with a guy twice his size

Person B: He’s one of those dumbass “crowd killers”, huh?
by Næþālîc March 18, 2021
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passion killers

passion killers are the exact opposite of sexy underwear -- you peel away a lady's clothes and find here rgular knickers there and can suffer a slight wilting in the pant's department.
I thought we were getting it on tonight but you're wearing your passion killers.
by paul grimsley August 24, 2006
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Cottonmouth Killer

That first swig of any drink(usually an Arizona Tea product) that relieves the severe dry mouth after smoking five or six gravity bong hits. You know that feeling like your stuck in the desert without water x10.
Dude im so ripped after those gravs, but I won't be feeling euphoria until I get that cottonmouth killer from that Arizona Green Tea.
by slygnu January 18, 2009
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