Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.

Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.

by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021

kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.

Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.

by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021

Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.

"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"

by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020

Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021

On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.

I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.

by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011