Kenny Rogers Moment

A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."

I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.

by ManiacMike August 12, 2009

Alpha Kenny Buddy

A typical batshit insane and loud wikinazi from en.uesp.net. Call the police. They censor, opress and whitewash other criminal wikinazis like RobinHood70 from en.uesp.net.

I know Alpha Kenny Buddy - said no one.
I trust Alpha Kenny Buddy - said no one.
Alpha Kenny Buddy is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog October 17, 2023

Kenny Rogers Roaster

When one man insert his penis into a woman/man's mouth and another man inserts his penis into the same woman/man's vagina/asshole. The two men proceed to turn the woman/man clockwise around their penises, like a rotisserie chicken.

Me and this dude gave this nasty whore a Kenny Rogers Roaster, it was great team work.

by A stupid guinea July 7, 2010

Past Life Kenny

A very underrated artist who deserves sooo much respect. If I could pick I would squeeze him at Juice Wrld level.

Past Life Kenny is so very much underrated.

by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja January 8, 2023

doin a kenny loggins

Expelling solid log shaped excrement from the anus.

Doing a poo

Where’s Frank?

Frank ducked into the bathroom, he’s doin a Kenny loggins

by $tevil February 17, 2021

butters x kenny

A South Park ship which is between kenny and butters (Leopold) also known as bunny.
It’s not one of the most popular but its probably less toxic than kyman. Another variation between the two is professor chaos and mysterion with fanfics written about the enemies to lovers arc.

Joe: do u ship anything in South Park?

Bob: I do like the ship between butters x kenny you know the one, bunny.

by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 24, 2022

Kenny Loggins Hot

This is a term used to describe extremely hot temperatures, usually anything above 100 degrees farenheit. In the 80's, Kenny and his band came out with the song "The Heat is On...On the street"

Dude, It's like Kenny Loggins hot out today!

by Johnny D June 21, 2006