base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.

Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?

by MrKoi June 1, 2007

jumper

a person's ability to make a shot in basketball or something of that sort like a paper ball in the trash can. Considered "broke" if it's bad.

"That foo' right there gotta broke ass jumper."

by xxchaoticreignxx May 24, 2005

Roof Jumpers

Nina, Laura, and Alexia. They simply jump off the roof and into the pool while Alexia's mom isn't home and her nanny watches. After, they get in their pajamas and walk next to US1 to get hit on by ugly acne scarred men. They then go back to Alexia's house and sex the momennt in Alexia's unfurnished living room where then Jacob, Alexia's lover gets jealouse. Oh yes, the three girls also lick eachothers breasts wiht clothes on. ;) :)

Laura, Nina, and Alexia are roof jumping of 3 stories the next time the attempt a stunt.

by alfie January 24, 2005

juzer

A mean person who always calls his locker mates bullies. Not cool.

You’re such a Juzer

by Shhhhhhhh!! December 17, 2017

bush jumper

a person who jumps in a bush because he or she gets a thrill out of it ya wank

dude Kirkish is the best bush jumper in Owosso Bitch face

by Kirkish October 28, 2003

puddle jumper

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004

cum jumper

When a slutty girl jumps up and down as well as sucking cock and severs the end of the boys cock then swallows it.

cloe the cum jumper eats the meaty goodness

by michael twathead December 24, 2007