Julian

He needs braces and he is rude and he probably watches child porn so keep your mace on you.

Person a: Watch out! Julian is coming!
Person B: True. It's okay I have my mace.

by noonelikesjulian May 17, 2018

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A cool guy who's a literal god

"Julian? He's literally a good at everything"

by Bing pong the paper guy May 21, 2019

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Fucking reatarded and dogs his friends. He has a knack to be a dickhead and is tremendously distracting. If you have a Julian in your life. Get the fuck away from him, before he goes mental. (In which he already is) fucking bad at spelling, but quick in maths. Makes really long and autistic conversations that end up pissing everyone off.

Hey Julian!
Hi! Did you ever notice that this girl like me? Blah blah blah blah blah etc.

by Kawaii Calico October 2, 2019

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#1 HOTTIE Julian Casablancas

Julian is my MAN and will always be All you other people who want him cant because he is ALREADY Takin by ME.

by BrItTaNy January 24, 2004

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very very happy if u know what i mean. he lives in a closet and is hoping to get out soon. will be ur man to get the girl advice and the latest gossip. he will be any girls best friend. he says he’s got a big dick but trust me ladies i’ve seen it, i wasn’t impressed. but for the men out there maybe you’ll be satisfied.

Girl 1: my guy best friend just took me shopping and helped me with my lingerie

Girl 2: he must be a julian

Gay guy: tell him i’m interested in that bulge in his pants
Girl 1: of course hell love you

by bitch10101010 November 1, 2019

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