Extreme Bungee Jumping

When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.

After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.

by walkerrrrr10 February 19, 2020

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1: 19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

All wolves jumping on one bear

Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.

Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 15, 2024

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

by Yes… April 20, 2022

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025