Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

Jackie

A nice, kind, smart and funny woman who is often quite fat. They are the most lovable and nice person you will ever meet, despite their immense weight.

Person A: Yo do you see that fat chick over there? She’s so nice…
Person B: She must be a Jackie.

by gluttony13 December 21, 2024

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Jackie

A person who is unbelievably beautiful and wholesome. Just spending 5 minutes talking to this person is enough to boost your spirits.

Man 1: "Bro I met a Jackie today!"

Man 2: "You're a lucky man"

by Sizer95deOlive June 11, 2024

jackie and bryan

it's a couple who doesn't say I love you and kisses awkwardly

wow I don't want to be like Jackie and Bryan

by John picklemen September 24, 2015

Jacky Pollock

You want to create artwork over a woman who is a blank canvass to you. The woman may also be a beautiful piece of art, you Jacky Pollock spray all over her. Enhancing the art.

The girl I met at the gallery, I took her home and gave her the old Jacky Pollock

by Street_Justice November 17, 2023