Jessica

On a scale of one to ten, will always drink.

Alex: So you met Jessica?
Kyle: Yes...
Alex: Yikes

by KevinBacone January 14, 2020

Jessica

A very annoying, know-it all, smart alec, who will point out every single mistake you make. Often people who know a "Jessica" suffer a loss of self-esteem because Jessica is good at everything.

I hate Jessica.

by Zippy Zach Attack January 9, 2019

Jessica

A fucking cunt of a person she is a doush and can burn in hell and suck hilters balls.

yo Jessica is suck a fucking faggot

by travi skott November 21, 2019

Jessica

The most beautiful, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loves cats and hot cheetos. She's good in bed. The most attractive girl alive. Very loyal, stubborn and classy.

Kyle: "who's that?"

Sam: "That's Jessica"

Lilly: "I wish I was a Jessica"

Hope: "Every boy loves her"

by Psychotic brilliance May 25, 2018

Jessica

Typically a girl from Idaho who loves animals. They’re usually in sales.

Hey Jessica! All’s well that are kind!

by didymus0 March 6, 2020

jessica

ceo of negotiator

i’m jessica and i’m the negotiator

by 122804 February 28, 2020

Jessica

An absolute fat sort. Sexy af.

Dude Jessica be lookin fine af

by Sexydude100 October 29, 2019