Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed

Jared is not smart at all

by Big lil j May 11, 2019

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy

“Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”

by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021

Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.

Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now

by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020

Jared

a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.

omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢

by random_umm_person14737 March 5, 2020

Jared

Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn

That guy is such a fucking Jared.

by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019