Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024

booty jail

The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue

“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”

by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

Jail

When thieves are jealous they steal stuff and the police is right behind you.
Well you’re gonna be going to, well, you guessed it.

BONK go to horny jail

by 🗡Backstabber🗡 June 17, 2022

Ross county jail

Ross county jail

joe: Jeremy robbed a bank
jòse: ross county jail

by Ydyshshsgajajjaj April 23, 2021

Jail Job

An occupation with little or no flexibility in its schedule - typically a 9-5 Mon-Fri gig and which your presence is required in one general location (office, factory etc.) throughout the entire shift.

I used to work at that jail job at the bank until my side hustle started earning me some serious coin..now I can from home or anywhere..even at the beach!

by TheMocker June 29, 2025