Coke and Joke

In the U.S. Navy, in some commands, this is a term meaning "break time". You can use the head (restroom), have a smoke, drink a cola drink, share a joke, talk about anything. AKA "Smoke and Coke".

We're in a specialty school and it's 1 o'clock. Time for a Coke and Joke.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 01, 2009

inside joke

It says that urban dictionary rejects inside jokes so I decided to test that.

that is a very funny inside joke

by sir climer the great May 12, 2017

coop joke

a joke that someone steals from someone else and claims it for their own and over uses it till where the only person laughing is the person telling it

master cheif no no more like master chef aaaaaa coop coop coop. thats a coop joke.
man that guy isn't funnie all he tells is coop jokes.

by zorka zeba May 13, 2008

trumoo jokes

The jokes on the back of the chocolate milk box that your school gives you that makes you want to shoot yourself. They usually consist of corny jokes relating to cows and milk. For ex: Question: Where did the cow go for entertainment?

Answer: The moovies

Yo bro. These TruMoo jokes make me suicidal!

by Kate Rantum April 03, 2018

Funny Jokes

Jokes that are funny.

Example of a funny jokes
*Whats cheaper? Beer nuts or deer nuts?
-I dont know
*Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

by Hfatpeople December 11, 2010

Cock joke

1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is oft stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

2. Something one says generally randomly. This was brought on by a Flash on Newgrounds, called Tankmen 5.5, by Stamper.

1. Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Jock coke.
(Jock coke? Who?)
COCK JOKE! BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

2. (Person A) So, then, I says to Mavis: why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
(Person B) Cock joke!
(Person A) And -...
(Person B) COCK JOKE!

by Amerikaner October 14, 2006

are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO October 20, 2015