Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
by Boom69 September 5, 2023
Get the Netflix pantsmug. Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
by Methane Queen November 22, 2011
Get the pant rippermug. I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.
by daawood April 10, 2011
Get the flower pantsmug. i always thought john was a little sweet in the pants if you know what i mean...
yea after that story he told us last night, im sure hes got a little sugar in the pocket...
yea after that story he told us last night, im sure hes got a little sugar in the pocket...
by Phazer001 October 23, 2011
Get the Sweet in the pantsmug. "wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"
by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009
Get the birthday pantsmug. Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018
Get the Pants Drunkmug. lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.
"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"
"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"
"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"
by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017
Get the lethal pantsmug.