human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies

Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.

by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017

hammajanga

all messed up, used a lot in Hawaii

What happened to your hair? It's all hammajanga!
I need to clean my room, it's all hammajanga.

by Lani Kay August 3, 2017

human cumcake

A type of cumcake where many men cum all over a girl's body. Then they lick off her cum.

Yesterday I was made into a human cumcake.

by MsEnid September 14, 2017

Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018

Human ass pimple

A disgusting and worthless person who is about as useful and annoying as a pimple on the butt.

Oh my gosh that guy Joe is such a Human ass pimple. Fuck that guy! Don't be like Joe.

by KingOfLemuria August 18, 2019

Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.

During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.

by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020