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Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
by i like yakos May 5, 2023
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Heather

A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)
Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather
by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021
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Heather

In reference to Conan Gray’s song titled Heather.

The term was popularized by it’s use on the app TikTok, where people often use Conan’s song to describe wishing they were “Heather” (1).

Alternatively, people also use the song and term to showcase the “Heathers” in their lives (2).

1. “Heather” is a person who someone loses their crush to/ who they are chosen second to.

2. “Heather” is also, at the same time, a beautiful person inside and out. So you can’t even really hate “Heather”, despite just losing your love interest to them.

*note: “Heather” is often used in a gender-neutral way. Boys can also be described as “Heathers”, despite it sounding traditionally feminine*
1. He picked a Heather over me.

2. Who do you think our school’s “Heather” is?
by -wish_i_were_heather- August 15, 2020
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Heathered

folded, bitched, flaked, blacked out, pulled trig, fucked up, screwed up
"you fucking heathered"
"she drank so much she heathered"
by heathered May 6, 2018
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Heathered

Getting Heathered is when someone outgrows their heather and puts it on someone. It's becoming a heather to be technical. Technically you are teached how to be heather by someone who outgrow their heather!
Girl 1: Did you hear? Katie literally got heathered by Teresa! Her bestie
Girl 2: No way! That is so cool! I wish I could be heathered
Girl 3: OMG guys guess what remember Katie that blonde hair girl nerd well look at her now
* shows picture* I think she got heathered
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows September 12, 2020
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Heather

HEATHER SLAYYYYSSSSSS
Heather is amazing.

Heather is cuter than me🥺 .
by Reina4ever May 23, 2019
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