hansy pansy

a super cool guy, who all the boys hate because their girlfriends love him and keep talking about how wonderful he is.

Hillary: "I just love the way he make's us all laugh with his stupidity. He's cute."

Henry: "I wanna kill that hansy pansy!"

hansy pansy by HornyFlakes55 October 6, 2010

Hansel 

A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth

Boy 1: yo what is he doing?!
Boy 2: u know the usual, he is a Hansel after all

Hansel by Nutty nut butt November 18, 2019

Hansenite

A worshipper of Chris Hansen.

Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!

Hansenite by Thehansenite August 3, 2015

Hanson 

Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.

Hanson is a tescop

Hanson loves to jack off in restaurants

Hanson is your dick circumcised

Hanson by that’smycousin December 6, 2018

Hanssen 

Humble, loyal, handsome, sexy, masculine individual, who is without a doubt your best friend and best lover.

Liked by all women because of their amazing looks and height.

If you have a Hanssen, hang on to him.

Who's that guy in the astronaut skin? Must be a Hanssen.

Hanssen by w1ckedw1tch December 28, 2019

Jeremy Hansen 

If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"

1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen

Jeremy Hansen by UrbanBourbon127 February 4, 2010

hansel and gretelling 

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.

I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?

hansel and gretelling by odie74 September 20, 2016