moldy hotdog

When you get herpes on your dick

"Bro I was munching on a moldy hotdog"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

hotdogging a beer

when you attempt to shot gun a beer and you can’t pop the tab and the liquid sprays everywhere and dribbles down your chin. it usually ends up being an ordeal that takes longer than just chugging it.

damn it, billy’s hotdogging a beer again.

by marinara.mouth March 20, 2023

theater hotdog

Giving random guys head in a dark movie theater that you don't previously know. Usually set up using online app or just by freaquenting known homosexual hangouts. Sitting next to someone that you believe would want oral sex the individual wanting to give the other guy head would say something along the lines of "I'd really like a theater hotdog".

Dan loves to go to the old Polk Theatre and get the theater hotdogs.

by BW Stalker December 07, 2024

dusty hotdog

When a man gets a handjob from a woman with chapped hands and it leaves dandruff-like residue on his penis

Roberta, yo knuckles ashy as hell. Don't nobody want a handjob from you, wind up with a dusty hotdog.

by Frenj_cunnegshun May 31, 2021

california hotdog

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.

casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!

by hotdoghamburgr January 06, 2025

Hotdog a Printer

When you put a hotdog in the paper tray of a printer and run it.

Lewis: "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Jeremy: "I think Xavier and I are gonna go to the library and hotdog a printer."

by BruceLeeStarExplosion August 29, 2021

Hotdog card

When a person assumes that after several dates the other person will have sex with them.

So, now that we’ve been out a few times, would you like to come over to my place? What we’ve gone out a few times and you’re playing the hotdog card? Wow!

by Sambiase May 31, 2024