An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
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Get the handy smurf mug.A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
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Get the Satan's handy mug.Someone who thinks they've got it all figured out and shows their ignorance off in front of others proudly.
A person trying to show off and failing miserably.
A light-hearted and funny way to take your friends or whoever down a peg when their ego's become over inflated.
Getting rewarded for losing (or just barely participating)
A person trying to show off and failing miserably.
A light-hearted and funny way to take your friends or whoever down a peg when their ego's become over inflated.
Getting rewarded for losing (or just barely participating)
Birkenstocks and socks? Now that's*Handy in all CAPS!"
Wow! I can't believe you actually removed all the stickers from that rubik's cube and organized all the color's on each side! Your so handy! In all CAPS!
Handy in all CAPS Moment:
Wow Gretel bread crumbs REALLY?!?!
Wow! I can't believe you actually removed all the stickers from that rubik's cube and organized all the color's on each side! Your so handy! In all CAPS!
Handy in all CAPS Moment:
Wow Gretel bread crumbs REALLY?!?!
by RyanMatthewBrown1980 February 23, 2026
Get the Your so handy! In all CAPS! mug.Someone who thinks they've got it all figured out and shows their ignorance off in front of others proudly.
A person trying to show off and failing miserably.
A light-hearted and funny way to take your friends or whoever down a peg when their ego's become over inflated.
Getting rewarded for losing (or just barely participating)
A person trying to show off and failing miserably.
A light-hearted and funny way to take your friends or whoever down a peg when their ego's become over inflated.
Getting rewarded for losing (or just barely participating)
Birkenstocks and socks? Now that's*Handy in all CAPS!"
Wow! I can't believe you actually removed all the stickers from that rubik's cube and organized all the color's on each side! Your so handy! In all CAPS!
Handy in all CAPS Moment:
Wow Gretel bread crumbs REALLY?!?!
Wow! I can't believe you actually removed all the stickers from that rubik's cube and organized all the color's on each side! Your so handy! In all CAPS!
Handy in all CAPS Moment:
Wow Gretel bread crumbs REALLY?!?!
by RyanMatthewBrown1980 February 23, 2026
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