Hello there, would you like an UNHOLY HAIRY?
by Mark stiegs April 20, 2006
Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.
Other versions of the hairy gorilla:
I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!
I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!
I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006
When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a panic attack she's about to cut your balls off, however since there is shaving cream involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,
She was shaving my balls because she likes the turtle shell effect, but I had so much hair on my nuts it turned into a dirty hairy.
by MyMotherDidntLoveMeEnoughBread June 12, 2010
by pat July 01, 2003
by Chelsea Chai November 10, 2008
a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.
"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
by vintage tard November 02, 2004
when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair
1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes
by suesmoose August 09, 2008