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Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.
A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.
by GroupB May 5, 2014
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Alex Finer's taint
There is an erroneous musk wafting from his grundle.
by semondemon69 November 2, 2021
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Godzilla Grundle

Godzilla Grundle is usually the place between the thighs and on the crotch area of any SHMonsterArts or NECA Godzilla figure. Term was (I think) originally used by JobbytheHong, popular figure reviewer.
Jobby: *Spreads Godzilla's legs* “Beautiful spread, Good ol Godzilla Grundle.”
by AltonFBF January 18, 2024
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.
by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2011
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Grundle Knuckle

Grundle Knuckle is when the taint is rubbed or massaged to cause a dude to cum
Bruce was getting an old fashioned HJ and Stacy wanted to speed things up and gave him the old Grundle Knuckle to help him cum more.
by DanielleWhittier May 5, 2023
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grundle game

Referring to the potency of an individual's grundle at any given point. Grundle game is produced, and at it's peak, after a sweaty workout with da boyz.
Bruh, I was reppin some mad grundle game after that workout this morning.
by Furdaboyz June 15, 2017
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