Gravedigging

When someone posts on a very old thread on a forum, it is called gravedigging.

Gravedigging is frowned upon because the topic of the thread is usually dead - hence the term gravedigging.

12-12-03:

Fall0utlover: I absolutely loved Fallout 2 and I can't wait until Black Isle releases Fallout 3.

9-3-07:

Loser101: I can't wait for Fallout 3 either, but isn't it being made by Bethesda?

9-3-07:

Fall0utlover: Please don't post on old topics and stop gravedigging.

by andrewkkkkkk July 14, 2009

[Take it to the grave]

1. Keeping a secret until you die and are buried.

Nelly: Aww man I got a huge secret to tell you but you can't tell anyone.

T.I.: Yeah man I'll take it to the grave.

by imforobama08 March 6, 2009

Glove Of Love

slang term for a condom. also part of the lyric for Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" in the Simpsons episode, A Milhouse Divided.

"Dude, I'm all out, you got any gloves of love?"
"Can I borrow a feeling,
Could you lend me a jar of love,
Hurtin hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love."

by Dougie Kennedy May 13, 2005

government juice

Government Juice is also known as water

Yo Bro give me a foster's instead of that government juice

by RD Dennis June 11, 2006

government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...

guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."

by Alpino March 15, 2010

government

a person's legal name, as opposed to an A.K.A. or nickname, the avoidance of which is usually preferred by those involved in illegal business.

"don't be using my government out here in the street like that"

by killer mike July 31, 2003

GEOvertising

(Pronounced GEO-vertising)

GPS enabled devices receive real time, promotional, time sensitive offers from local retailers as the holder of the device passes within a short distance of the retailer's store location.

Salesperson: "GEOvertising, my friend, is the wave of the future! Now if you'll indulge me for just a moment please... simply look out your showroom window and consider the potential impact to your casket sales bottom line if only you had the ability to put your powerful message in the GPS enabled device of each and every man, woman or vehicle navigation system that approached within a two block radius of this fine business establishment."

Retailer (seeing the salesperson out): “Try the donut shop next door."

by Dave_M May 29, 2008