Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010

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Grab Dick December

when someone comes up to you in december and grabs your dick.

"Almost time for grab dick december."

by Extra Thicc boy October 7, 2019

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Following the events of "Destroy dick December" and its influence in popularity in 2018, "Ass Grab January" is an event starting on the first of January, when Male and Female have to grab their opposite genders Ass(Butt) based on the numbers of days. This means you must only touch the person's butt once if started on January 1st and only twice on Jan. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st. So with all that said have Fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"You see in Ass Grab January its Grab or be Grabbed"

by Ghetto Santa November 27, 2018

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Gorilla Grab-ass

Gorilla Grab-ass: another name for American Football, NFL.

It's Sunday, me and Mike are gonna go watch some Gorilla Grab-ass tonight.
Hey did you see that game of Gorilla Grab-ass last night? I think Texas is going all the way this year!

by PhantomTechnician February 5, 2020

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grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

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