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A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.
Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019
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Gentleman's Kiss

A soft kiss on the side of a man's scrotum as a greeting or show of appreciation. In some parts of the world, two kisses are given...one on either side (ie, Paris, Barcelona, etc.). A gentleman's kiss has also been used as a form of apology.
Gentleman #1: "Hey man. Sorry I ate the last of your Kashi cereal. Gentleman's kiss?"
Gentleman #2: "Yup."
by A True Gentleman November 10, 2010
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An organization of like minded individuals celebrating the art and sophistication of a well groomed mustache. A soul patch is an accessory and not considered part of a traditional mustache. Wearers are not welcome.
The APD sport the most ridiculous mustaches. Yeah, obviously not a single member of the Relevant Gentleman's Society among them.
by MaxMG February 17, 2009
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New England Gentleman

Sexual Act; Your Basic Monical And a Mustache.

Best done by shooting the eye first and then dragging across the upper lip.
He gave her a New England Gentleman.

He made a New England Gentleman out of her.
by Bob Perez September 25, 2007
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Gentlemans Rape Kit

The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.
Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit
by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 31, 2011
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gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma
"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."
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A way of saying "thank you" with extreme sincerity. Usually used when one is immensely appreciative but cannot provide a suitable reward.
You just saved my car from being compressed. You're an upstanding gentleman.
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