fall on the grenade

According to Bud Light advertising officials, to fall on the grenade means to choose the more intellectual of the two scantily clad, leggy, voluptious super models cast to play bicurious friends opposite you and your equally unattractive, slightly overweight beer drinking cohort. Forcing you to sit and drink bud light whilst tuning out the dull, empowered, feminist rambling of the prude, abercrombie wearing, never-going-to-fuck-you hottie, while your buddy drinks bud light and dances his way into the looser hottie's panties. The intellectual one is always wearing glasses. Still you have a chance to possibly fuck the prude if you feign interest and agree to every fucking thing she says, but do you want to? Make sure not to drink too much bud light, no matter how long this bitch rambles on. You must be conscious to get the fuck out of there after she falls asleep or you're in for a hellish morning after.

Jim met Judy and Betty at the bar and bought them each bud lights so the responsibility fell on me to fall on the grenade and work for my pussy.

by Obiwan September 22, 2004

plasma grenade

highly entertaining grenade weapon from the game HALO which sticks to other players and vehicles, best used in combination with active camo to sneak up on people and stick the grenade to their face (esp snipers) and run off laughing (usually shouting "bye bye" as you do)

"what's that blue thing on my hea- awww son of a..." *explodes*

by Shadow Sword March 22, 2004

groin grenade

1) Refers to the potential excitement that can arise from a man once he realizes that he's going to get laid. Once the 'pin is pulled' by a significant other, sexual intercourse involving the man is imminent.

Things were getting hot and heavy in the car. But once she unzipped my pants, she pulled the pin on my groin grenade.

by KakashiBallZ June 16, 2008

Woo Grenade

A girl whom woos while under the influence of alcohol. Also Being a grenade witch is a 6 or under. One of the worst combinations to come across.

Guys: "Hey guys they girls are here"

*door opens*

Girls: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (ima 6)

Perfect example Woo Grenade

by basedgod420 July 25, 2011

Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 5, 2017

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011

shity hand grenade

when a woman is preforming the art of felacio and trys to stick her finger in your ass hole, you shit in her hand, and while she is looking at the shit in her hand you kick her in the back of the head hard enough to make her face hit her shity hand with enough force to make the poop shrapnel atomize and cover a wide area

jessica was sucking freds dick and stuck her finger is his ass....fred shat in that bitchs hand and roundhoused her in the back of the head....there was shit everywhere....stupid bitch wont try that again after that shity hand grenade

by c_mac December 12, 2007