glockglock 3000

To give someone some good head

did you do the nasty with jacob

yeah, i gave mans the glockglock 3000
that’s what’s up

by rich_nasle September 26, 2020

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Glory Days

n. or adj. A middle-aged man whose prime has long passed, and is in denial that the glory days ever ended. Particularly applies to ex-jocks who now work as ineffective high school math or science teachers just so they can coach football and flirt inappropriately with cheerleaders.

Check out Glory Days over there, with his tan and his arm around that underage girl.

by bstppldrmr August 1, 2011

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globetrotter

A person who frequently travels to different places around the world.

Ronnie earned a lot of frequent flier miles by being a globetrotter, but in the process he spent all his bank savings.

by Patrick Patrick May 5, 2006

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Global casino

Another term for the 'stock market'. Due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the 'global casino'.

Wife: Honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

Stock Broker Husband: Not going to happen sweetie...my buds and I are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, I'll see you tomorrow.

by jesustime March 17, 2009

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