friend

That one more beer that makes that beast look like a beauty

Alcohol is my best friend.

by fecker December 23, 2003

Friend

I don't have friend

I want a friend

by Wazeera January 4, 2018

Friend

A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.

My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.

by qxoxq February 23, 2018

friends

Liars who make you feel better, then degrade you like you're shit

Hey, meet my new awesome friends. Oh wait, then just trashed my car.

by the realist who knows shit December 27, 2015

friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you

im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos

by ugandan knuckles memes are ded March 10, 2018

friends

something that you don't have

you have no friends

by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017

Friends

a group of friends that only understand each other

Friend 1: hey hskhb
Friend 2: ya, jsiuhsn
Friend 3: omg, odhdmxihx
Friend 4: it is ok we understand each other

Friend 1: friends get each other

by Chatchat April 18, 2019