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A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)
Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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Smack ass friday

Friday the official day of the week where you smack people's butts of the opposite gender.
Dude I can't wait for smack ass Friday, then I can smack Hailey's big ass.
by Panda191 April 6, 2017
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Friday

Sometimes pronounced "fried-egg";
Signifies the day where everyone is looking forward to the weekend. fun-fun-fun-fun-fun!
Downside: It is unclear which seat you can take.

and JUST to clear things up- The day prior to Friday is Thursday, then just after Friday comes Saturday. Finally, Sunday comes after that.

We so excited.
person 1 is kickin’ in the front seat.
person 2 is sittin’ in the back seat.
person 3: "Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?"

it's friday.
by hometohmy April 3, 2011
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Fridaysexual

Someone who's obsessed with Fridays-Fridays, loves partyin' partyin', feeds only with cereal and wants to have some fun fun fun. Oh, and it's always looking forward to the weekend weekend.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday!
Random person: No bitch, today is Monday.
Rebecca Black: What I could say.. I'm a fridaysexual. Wanna some cereal?
by ItzFridayFriday July 15, 2011
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fradar

Friend-radar, a person or group of people that you wish to become friends with.
Chris is definitley on my fradar, he's so legit!
by kittykatty March 30, 2009
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CAPS LOCK FRIDAY

Certain Fridays in which your caps lock must be on all day. There is no real method in decided when it's Caps Lock Friday, but some people practice Caps Lock Friday every Friday.
(Unfortunately Urban dictionary does not allow a certain amount of capital letters in an example, so just imagine everything in capital letters)

Guy1: Hey did you hear?! It's Caps Lock Friday!
Guy2: Are you serious? I guess my term paper will have to partly capitalized.
by Goofyman September 16, 2006
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Friday

A song that encompasses all the worst parts of modern pop music and throws them in a blender to create the ultimate shit- sucking-shake.
B13b3rfAn69: Li3k OmG, haiv u herd Friday by Rebbeca Black, omG it iz li3k so goud, she iz sooooo hawt and soupr towelented!!!
AverageJoe: Why God, why...?
by worgindeywrist April 11, 2011
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