Fortnite

A game played by only the most fierce autistic virgin warriors. If one is struck by the wrath of a fortnite warrior then you have no chance of survival so for your own sake, stay clear, these deadly fighters are the most powerful beings ever created.

Greg: ur gay
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death

by Anterior deltoid May 13, 2018

Fortnite

the game that came up in 2018 that’s stealing our niggas

girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”

“hello”
“what are you doing”

boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”

by youngb0 May 28, 2018

Fortnite

A game for gay virgins who get turned on by pixelated ass cheeks.

Them: I play Fortnite Me: Nice way to come out of the closet

by SuqqMe0ff December 20, 2020

Fortnite

An overrated game that has only screaming 9yo’s and fucking sucks micropeen.

“Reeeeeeeee! (A 9yo fortnite kid in his natural habitat)”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Fortnite

A virgin's game

Oh, my god. You play Fortnite?? You are an ETERNAL VIRGIN

by Biggie Cheese 69 November 12, 2018

Fortnite

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.

Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Fortnite

A cancerous game played by small children that has spread like a virus, infecting anyone still in school. It is also used by grown adults to exploit small children for money on Youtube.

Guy1 "Hey dude have you heard of Fortnite?"

Guy2 "Shut up, every time I try to talk to you you refuse to talk about anything other than this game. It's taken over your life, you've stopped going to school and soccer. I just want the old you back, please."

Guy1"Lol, that's epic"

by WaterMaster February 28, 2019