floppy gun

Ex.#1 My floppy gun is shooting blanks

Ex.#2 Please don't empty your floppy gun in me
by Gumby3998 April 11, 2016
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Love floppy

A man used to have casual, pointless sex suddenly falls in love and can't get it up. An condition that usually passes by in matter of week or two.
"I'm suffering from a tremendous case of love floppy"
by Hannu Karpo May 23, 2012
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floppy wapdego

A large, floppy, and nasty vagina.
Fuck that bitch she gotta floppy wapdego.
by cock meister July 30, 2012
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Floppy Dragon

Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.
That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon
by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan June 06, 2019
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Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also
Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night
by Slave king February 02, 2021
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floppy fort

An orgy involving a bouncy castle where people try to have sex in midair or while bouncing.
Oh man, i had so much fun at the floppy fort last night!
by Meshyr November 04, 2015
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Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
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