Chicken Fingers

an amazing food consisting of fried parts of the chicken that ironically arn't fingers

damn those are good chicken fingers and fries

by Stanley West July 23, 2008

finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.

she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.

by stuffy14 May 3, 2006

potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

by Venk January 13, 2006

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.

Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.

by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

Hangover Fingers

A severe weakening of the fingers due to being very hungover.

Hey man, can you open this Gatorade. I've got a wicked case of hangover fingers.

by Bano8 November 29, 2009

gentleman's finger

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.

I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.

by MilitiaP June 24, 2015