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smegbean farmer

A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin.
Shut the fuck up Zach you smegbean farmer, your girlfriend calls me Daddy.
by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022
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kill farmer

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.
OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!
by tpnoll February 5, 2016
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farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
by jevanyn May 17, 2011
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Sweat Farmer

A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them
i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer
by TumourToad March 11, 2017
mugGet the Sweat Farmermug.

Farmers Chin

For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!
Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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farmer dave

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....
There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol
by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016
mugGet the farmer davemug.

Dick Farmer

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.
"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"
by Mike Giard May 4, 2007
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